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I have a friend, he's not an albino... he's Serbian.
He's pale like Craig.

What I meant is that his Nationality makes him fair skinned.

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Why would there be a hole if I'm not supposed to put my finger in it?

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I never get in trouble... because I'm always in trouble!

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I always say, "when it comes to spooning, clothes are optional"
when referencing a conversation about two men.

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"Most people are defensive about their mullets. To them it's like a small child."