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Heather: "I think I am going to get rid of these blue socks".
Justin: "But what if you have Brown shoes"?

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Justin: "see, this thing here is depreciated."
Craig: "you mean deprecated". 
Justin: "yeah, whatever."
Craig: "Argh..."

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Sometimes it's not lying if you don't tell the truth

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It makes sense if you don't think about it

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It's not racist if you don't like a nationality, is it?

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"He's the opposite color of that country", just puttin that out there.
when talking about Craig being pale in comparison to people from Nigeria

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When you are the least special in a group of special kids, that still makes you "Special"

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It wasn't fighting, it was just a gentlemanly exchange of blows.

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"My Woobilliy tongue doesn't say words like that", when trying to say "ROCHOWIAK"

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No, he is totally responsible. He's just immature, like me.

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One thing I don't like is when a total stranger tries to start a conversation with me when we are naked in the shower... small talk is fine.

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I have a friend, he's not an albino... he's Serbian.
He's pale like Craig.

What I meant is that his Nationality makes him fair skinned.

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Why would there be a hole if I'm not supposed to put my finger in it?

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I never get in trouble... because I'm always in trouble!

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I always say, "when it comes to spooning, clothes are optional"
when referencing a conversation about two men.

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"Most people are defensive about their mullets. To them it's like a small child."