Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Beal Quotes of the Day - 08/31/2010

"We had to wait 2 years to get married because she kept getting pregnant."



"One of these days you're going to make a really good adult."
  • By Jeff Rhodes

Friday, August 27, 2010

Beal Quotes of the Day - 08/27/2010

"I'm tired of wiping poop off his balls."
  • About potty training his son.


"Penicillin don't cure everything."
  • About why he wouldn't cheat on his wife or be promiscuous.


"The people in those Valtrex commercials look happy but they're not. Trust me."