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No, I don't close my eyes when I'm sleepy. They close themselves!

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Dean, I'm just saying "Those cheap ones aren't that expensive" -- when talking about buying a new coffee maker

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Heather: "I think I am going to get rid of these blue socks".
Justin: "But what if you have Brown shoes"?

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Justin: "see, this thing here is depreciated."
Craig: "you mean deprecated". 
Justin: "yeah, whatever."
Craig: "Argh..."

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Sometimes it's not lying if you don't tell the truth

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It makes sense if you don't think about it

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It's not racist if you don't like a nationality, is it?